Hippie living at upper-bourgeois prices has infiltrated the quotidian life of the so-called educated classes. It’s the way we live now. If you don’t like it, there’s nothing for it but to take the hemlock, perhaps nicely chopped in a salad of arugula, watercress, cilantro, basil, maybe just a touch of tarragon, lightly dressed with balsamic vinegar and canola oil, and commit low-cal, no saturated fat, absolutely cholesterol-free suicide.

Epstein, Joseph (2016-04-01). Wind Sprints: Shorter Essays